Another day, another game on the pines for David Beckham! Either he's got a low threshold for pain, or he's trying to finish counting his signing bonus before he actually takes the field. It's a good thing that his bride Posh signed on for a Spice Girls reunion later this year or they might need to sign up for food stamps! If Victoria was a truly good wifey, she might try to help with Becks' aches and pains by treating him to a rubdown with a custom imprinted Plastic Massager
. That should help speed superstar Davey-poo's return!